Wednesday, January 1, 2020

A Year in Review

Every year I feel like I say, well that year really sucked, here's hoping next year will be better, and then it isn't. But there is seriously no way that 2020 could be worse than 2019. I'm not joking. Only two months in I had had two colds AND two outpatient procedures at the hospital, and that was the high points... it's been downhill from there. I was occasionally so sick I couldn't read!?! I mean, is there any worse kind of sick? Reading is the ONLY benefit to being sick. Curling up with a blanket and a hot beverage and just losing yourself elsewhere because the here and now suck. Plus side, I did lose myself a lot to the here and now with reading the most ever books I've EVER read! Suck it to those who say the average person reads six book a year, I read two hundred! Not my most pages total, but most books, heck year! So here's to leaving 2019 and all the sucky years of the past decade behind and a clean slate, a new start for 2020. Now let's see what I remember about the TWO HUNDRED books I read this year!  

 1) Newbury and Hobbes: The Undying, #1 by George Mann: As I've said before, I read A LOT of comics in a year. Not as much as some, but still a significant amount. So remembering what happened in specific issues is hard, but I'll try my best to give at least my overall opinion. So George as taken his beloved Newbury and Hobbes series to the pages of comics and while I like the visuals, the little prose piece at the end of each issues proves to me I will always love his prose more.

2) Newbury and Hobbes: The Undying, #2 by George Mann: Sewers, evil things lurking, you know, what happened during Victorian times.

3) Newbury and Hobbes: The Undying, #3 by George Mann: Could old foes I kind of don't remember from the book be responsible? In other news, re-read the books.

4) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Under the Spell by S.M. Vidaurri: No memory, just meh...

5) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #6 by Simon Spurrier: Something happened, it was cool and very new but still in tune with the Labyrinth brand.

6) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #7 by Simon Spurrier: Something to do with the soldier friend?

7) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #8 by Simon Spurrier: More things happening in the Labyrinth.

8) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #9 by Simon Spurrier: A ball throwback? Damn I love the ball scene in the movie... 

9) The Steel Prince #1 by V.E. Schwab: Solid start to the prequel to V.E. Schwab's Regency Magic series. Like seeing the parents origin stories.

10) The Steel Prince #2 by V.E. Schwab: Continued solid, is this where the pirates showed up?

11) The Steel Prince #3 by V.E. Schwab: If the pirates weren't there in the previous issue they have to be by now... though maybe they were even in the first issue...

12) Snotgirl #12 by Bryan Lee O'Malley: Seriously, I should just logically cancel this from my pull list because nothing ever happens and at this point I really don't anything ever will.

13) Giant Days #4 by John Allison: I wish I could say this series went out on a high... it was middling to mediocre though... 

14) Dr. Horrible: Best Friends Forever by Joss Whedon: This was unnecessary and truly showcased the worst of what Joss Whedon is capable of.  

15) Firefly #1 by Greg Pak: Oh yeah! These take place before Joss killed Wash for NO REASON in the movie. NO REASON!

16) Firefly #2 by Greg Pak: Damn I wish this were an episode of the show. For the first time these comics actually feel part of the show's universe and not some fever dream by other authors...

17) The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang: An adorable book about acceptance that I read for book club which ended way too abruptly and I felt slightly restrained.

18) The True Death of Billy the Kid by Rick Geary: Oddly the only book by Rick Geary I openly disliked. It just didn't have the same allure as all his other true crime comics which I've devoured.

19) Miss Mink: Life Lessons for a Cat Countess by Janet Hill: I was a little worried about this book. Janet Hill is an amazing artist but her similar book about dogs left me flat and I'm a cat person so the stakes here are higher. I wasn't disappointed in the least, I adored this book. ADORED IT!

20) The Summer Country by Lauren Willig: There is NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, this book just shows that Lauren can write epic sagas with the best of the historical author pantheon. Though I did miss seeing her humor shine through. But I figured, not to whinge because this was here big, serious, years in the making epic, and epics sometimes don't have much of the funnies. Especially during outbreaks of diseases...

21) NOS4A2 By Joe Hill: Started this for a holiday read but it's kind of more a summer read and it was just too long, too depressing, and not scary enough for me.

22) Locke and Key Slipcase Set by Joe Hill: I re-read because this series was on my best reads last year and it so holds up. Just an amazing series that has so many levels and so much more to see and absorb with each reading.

23) Grave Mercy (His Fair Assassin, #1) by Robin LaFevers: A re-read of a favorite LaFevers book in anticipation of her new connected duology. I still can't believe how much I love this book. Assassin nuns! 

24) Dark Triumph (His Fair Assassin, #2) by Robin LaFevers: I didn't really like this book the first time I read it, and was surprised by how much I loved it on this re-read. It just clicked this time around, even if Sybella isn't my favorite character.

25) Robin by Dave Itzkoff: A bio on Robin Williams that was read for book club which had a really strong start, great insight into Robin's early career, but then kind of was just listing his later work without any depth. Also has a weird coda that kind of turned me against the whole book. But it did make me appreciate how much Robin Williams was in my life growing up and I even re-watched some movies. 

26) Giant Days #47 by John Allison: Don't remember.

27) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #1 by Jordie Bellaire: I had SO many reservations about this and they are all gone. LOVE THIS MODERN REBOOT!

28) Firefly #3 Greg Pak: If this were an episode of the show it would have been better edited for time. Don't drag your storyline over too many issues people! 

29) Newbury and Hobbes: The Undying, #4 by George Mann: Still solid, still loving the prose story at the back the most.

30) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #10 by Simon Spurrier: Is this where the worm with a rapier tries to overthrow the patriarchy? Because an anarchy driven female worm is an AWESOME character addition to this series.

31) The Steel Prince #4 by V.E. Schwab: Is this where the whole fight club entered in? Why always fight club?

32) Mortal Heart (His Fair Assassin, #3) Robin LaFevers: I have MAJOR issues with this third volume. For years I didn't read it because I loved the series so much I didn't want it to end, but with a new book I thought, hey, now it doesn't end. Shouldn't have read it. For a series so invested in consent to strip it away from any character just to save a country is wrong.

33) Courting Darkness (Courting Darkness Duology, #1) by Robin LaFevers: Um, so yeah, this was not that good. The problem was spending too much to repeating information from the previous trilogy and focusing on Sybella when it should have focused on the new characters, whom I actually liked.

34) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #2 by Jordie Bellaire: This series is AWESOME! I HAVE to focus on this fact in going over my reading for the year knowing how the series is now kind of tanking...

35) Firefly #4 by Greg Pak: Too. Drawn. Out.

36) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #11 by Simon Spurrier: This would have made a very solid 8 issue run, because it feels like that's when it ran out of ideas...

37) Lethal White (Cormoran Strike, #4) by Robert Galbraith: Damn. How does J.K. do it? You think it's one kind of mystery and it turns into another, with all this twists and turns and why can't I get a new Cormoran Strike book every year?

38) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #3 by Jordie Bellaire: Not as strong, but still hanging in there... currently.

39) Giant Days #48 by John  Allison: Nope, no idea...

40) The Fifth Head of Cerberus by Gene Wolfe: This was just weird. Three loosely connected stories where the middle one was just awful, and the other two only middling. Sometimes early science fiction has me scratching my head because someone somewhere thought this was a classic.

41) Sorcerer to the Crown (Sorcerer Royal, #1) by Zen Cho: Prunella is the bomb! I also love how it takes my favorite subject, Regency Magic, and turns it on it's head.

42) Delilah Dirk and the Pillars of Hercules (Delilah Dirk, #3) by Tony Cliff: I should learn that if I didn't like the first two volumes in a series I should NOT pick up the third out of some weird desire to complete everything.

43) Famous Players by Rick Geary: Not my favorite, but I did really like seeing this glimpse into old Hollywood that I knew nothing about.

44) Madison Square Tragedy: The Murder of Stanford White by Rick Geary: Again, not my favorite, but if you're thinking, hey, I want to know what happened in the book Ragtime but don't want to read it all, here's the comic for you!

45) The Terrible Axe-Man of New Orleans by Rick Geary: I knew a little about this from American Horror Story, but I don't think that show captured the sheer panic the city was in with these random attacks.

46) The True Queen (Sorcerer Royal, #2) by Zen Cho: Not so much a followup as a companion piece to Sorcerer to the Crown. I loved the setting but I felt that it fell a little short just because the twist was a little predictable.

47) The Dark Days Club (Lady Helen, #1) by Alison Goodman: Oh my, where has THIS Regency Magic series been all my life!?! It's Regency Buffy and I am in love! 

48) Lusus Naturae: A Lord Carlston Story (Lady Helen, #1.5) by Alison Goodman: Cute little POV change for Lord Carlston and Lady Helen's meet cute.

49) The Dark Days Pack (Lady Helen, #2) by Alison Goodman: Normally I'm not one for the whole dressing a girl in breeches and having her fight undercover trope, but Alison proves that sometimes it can't just be effective, but awesome.

50) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #4 by Jordie Bellaire: Oh, are they going to make Xander a vampire? I totally think that would switch things up well!

51) Angel #0 by Bryan Hill: Not sure if this reboot is going to work. HAS to be separate from Buffy. HAS TO.  

52) Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation #12 by Simon Spurrier: And it's over... quite a few issues later than it should have been.

53) Giant Days #49 by John Allison: I've got nothing.

54) Snotgirl #13 by Bryan Lee O'Malley: For all the times I occasionally like this series I think perhaps someone should stage an intervention and tell me I no longer need this series in my life... 

55) The Dark Days Deceit (Lady Helen, #3) by Alison Goodman: And boom! That's how you end a series. With weddings and fights and Bath! I kind of want more but at the same time it ended so well... in other words, RE-READ!

56) Through the Woods by Emily Carroll: Some of the art is amazing. Some of it really really isn't. There is no middle ground and therefore it falls flat.

57) Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Jason Rekulak: This was like a Golden Books baby Buffy and it failed SO HARD! I mean, the message that monsters are OK? That is not at all true to the show! So so so many issues...

58) Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett: I'm a huge fan of Terry and Neil separately and years ago when I first read Good Omens in anticipation of the Discworld convention I was going to I was a little let down. Knowing what it was this time around I enjoyed it far more. Though I will say the TV series, aside from Frances McDormand,fixed all issues I had. 

59) The High Street by Alice Melvin: An adorable and very British book on the types of shops the exist on a high street. I hope with the rise of all the big box stores and malls that we will still be able to preserve small little downtown areas that cater to our needs. They're part of our history!

60) David Bowie by Mª Isabel Sánchez Vegara: I HATED this picture book on David Bowie. I get that these are to give kids a glimpse into great people, but at least get your facts right! Like eyes and hair! Gaw, this is STILL pissing me off!

61) Storm Cursed (Mercy Thompson, #11) by Patricia Briggs: Another solid entry in the Mercy Thompson series that has quite a gut punch of an ending, but I forgive the emotional roller-coaster the Patricia Briggs took me on because of the miniature zombie goats.

62) The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern: You know when you have a favorite book where you're almost afraid to re-read it because you don't think it could possibly live up to what you remember. Third time reading it and The Night Circus is still magical and a favorite. 

63) Giant Days #50 by John Allison: No idea.

64) Firefly #5 Greg Pak: No idea either.

65) Firefly: Bad Company by Greg Pak: Let's have the women join forces and kick ass. Only make it not as good as it should be... Also why would anyone trust Yo-Saff-Bridge at this point? Even if they're planning on double crossing her.

66) The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon: I kind of get the love for this book, I mean, it's well written and all, but it's not for me. I really didn't like it. I just felt that instead of creating a fictional comic writing duo Chabon picked the corpses of the best writers and artists of the time and made his own, therefore taking away the credit that they had long tried to cling to and fight for. Not cool.

67) The Black Dahlia: The Crime Graphic Novel by Matz: I detested the comic. It had almost nothing to do with the crime, so there was that, but the drawing style didn't work. ALL the men looked the same so you had no idea what was happening. Also, seeing as this had been made into a film prior to a comic, doing it as a comic seemed redundant because it's already in ta visual medium now...

68) Shades of Grey: The Road to High Saffron (Shades of Grey, #1) by Jasper Fforde: Much like The Night Circus this is a favorite book to re-read with unneeded apprehension. I just love all the new levels I find in the dystopian color drama and LONG for a sequel. Also, I think Jack Whitehall should star if they ever adapt it for television. It would have to be TV to do it justice.

69) Kiss Number 8 by Colleen A.F. Venable: What's weird is while I gave this book three stars now all I'm remembering is the bad stuff, like how her friends all turned against her when she was discovering she was bisexual leaning towards lesbian. Proves that sometimes a book read at the time can later leave a sour taste in the mouth. Likewise sometimes thinking on a book improves it. 

70) The Murder of Roger Ackroyd (Hercule Poirot, #4) by Agatha Christie: I don't know what gave me such a fever to read what is dubbed "the greatest locked room mystery ever" but I picked it up and as is usually the case with Christie thoroughly enjoyed it. I would say I have read better locked room mysteries (The Red House Mystery by A.A. Milne) and I did see the twist coming. But it was still fun.  

71) The Glass Ocean by Karen White, Beatriz Williams, and Lauren Willig: I didn't really like the three W's first collaboration and thus waited awhile to pick up their newest volume. I think their first book, The Forgotten Room, worked out their kinks, and they wrote more evenly so it was harder to discern who was who. Yes, I knew the ending from a long way off, but it was still very enjoyable.  

72) The Death of Mrs. Westaway by Ruth Ware: From the description I was expecting more Du Maurier's Rebecca, instead I got... well, too much griftering with a laughably obvious conclusion.

73) The Golden Tresses of the Dead (Flavia de Luce, #10) by Alan Bradley: This supposedly final adventure of Flavia de Luce just didn't do it for me. There was no closure and as for the book's mystery about a finger in a wedding cake, I felt like there were too many threads left dangling. In fact I'm still not sure who the killer was or if there was one!

74) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #5 by Jordie Bellaire: Why can't they make Xander a straight up vampire instead of muddying the mythology?

75 Angel #1 by Bryan Hill: Meh.

76) Firefly #6 by Greg Pak: Why is it with comics in the Whedonverse it's either awesome or meh? Thankfully only occasionally truly awful.

77) Night of Knives #1 (Shades of Magic Graphic Novels #5) by V.E. Schwab: Slow setup to new arc, which means I really think I haven't read any additional issues and am WAY behind...

78) Giant Days #51 by John Allison: Let's rip out McGraw's heart by killing his dad and instead of dealing with it thoughtfully and compassionately, just hurry through it in the rush to the end of this series so that we can have hit the "dead parent" milestone that is needed in all coming of age tales.

79) Born to Be Posthumous by Mark Dery: I love Edward Gorey, I DO NOT love this biography. Everything seems so second hand with the author trying to push his gay agenda (the agenda being that Gorey was gay yet this was never confirmed nor denied by Gorey.) I wanted insight, instead I got meh.

80) Amphigorey (Amphigorey, #1) by Edward Gorey: My dissatisfaction with the biography on Edward Gorey DID lead to me getting all his books from the library and just living in his dark, bleak world, and boy did it make me happy.

81) Amphigorey Too (Amphigorey, #2) by Edward Gorey: If you were wondering, the Amphigoreys are compilations of ALL Gorey's work in four volumes. Because so many of the little books are out of print this brings them all together. Of course, they work better as little books you can hold in your hand, but at least having so form of his books is better than none.

82) The Iron Tonic: Or, A Winter Afternoon in Lonely Valley by Edward Gorey: As mentioned above, while the Amphigoreys are nice, the reproduction quality and the intimacy and Gorey's exquisite line-work show to far greater advantage if you can get the original or reproduced books.

83) Amphigorey Also (Amphigorey, #3) by Edward Gorey: Another divine Amphigorey.  

84) The Haunted Tea-Cosy by Edward Gorey: A funny and skewed retelling of A Christmas Carol.

85) The Headless Bust: A Melancholy Meditation on the False Millennium by Edward Gorey: The characters from The Haunted Tea-Cosy return in a very pointless story...

86) J. Edgar Hoover: A Graphic Biography by Rick Geary: Damn, Hoover was such a screw politician and such a horrible human being. I hated this book, not because of the job Geary did on it, but because of it's subject matter. Though in the final season of The Man in the High Castle, John Smith shooting Hoover brought an extra level of joy.

87) The Artist Who Loved Cats: The Inspiring Tale of Theophile Alexandre Steinlen by Susan Schaerfer Bernardo: Eh. Love the artist but was uninspired by this supposedly inspiring tale.

88) The Thousand-Dollar Tan Line (Veronica Mars, #1) by Rob Thomas: Read in preparation for the new series and I was surprised and how much I liked this prose form of Veronica Mars and was wondering why there were only two books...

89) Mr. Kiss and Tell (Veronica Mars, #2) by Rob Thomas: And then I read the second book which was just dark and bleak and full of nope. I'm sorry but just because Veronica is a survivor of a sexual assault doesn't mean that every story about her has to deal with it. These are other cases!

90) The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist: Volume 1 by Michael Chabon: So, yes, I'm weird, even if I don't like a book I double down on it and end up reading ancillary books, such as these comics, that just make me hate the original book all the more because I could be reading something I actually liked!

91) Harry Potter: A Journey Through Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter: A Journey Through, #1) by Pottermore: This was... dull doesn't even cover it. The driest textbook in the world? I can see why Harry and Ron never read their books if they were actually like this! 

92) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #6 by Jordie Bellaire: HATED THIS ISSUE! And didn't I just say they are rarely so bad as to hate... but every once in awhile, like that stupid episode in season five of Angel where Spike and Angel go to Italy, every once in awhile there's something so awful you want to pretend it never happened.

93) Angel #2 by Bryan Hill: I've noticed whenever Buffy is bad Angel is good... so decent issue here...

94) The Rook (The Checquy Files, #1) by Daniel O'Malley: It's like a British version of The Initiative from Buffy if it was snarkier!

95) The Magicians: Alice's Story by Lilah Sturges: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS BOOK!?! No really, I want to know. I was thinking it would be about Alice's time as a Niffin, but no. It's just the whole first book seen through her eyes. We know this story! We know everything! There is nothing new here and it's just a slog to read!

96) Circe by Madeline Miller: OK, I KNOW this book isn't about Odysseus, but for a feminist retelling of a character from his tale there's just WAY too much of him. And that ending? Defining her life by a man? AGAIN!?! Yeah, didn't like that either.

97) The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist: Volume 2 by Brian K. Vaughan: Written by Brian K. Vaughn so not as bad...

98) The Amazing Adventures of the Escapist: Volume 3 by Michael Chabon: But then Chadon comes back and it's shit.

99) Elephant House; or, the Home of Edward Gorey by Kevin McDermott: I LOVED this glimpse into Gorey's home. Seeing the four walls that surrounded him made him more real. Also I loved how he decorated his windowsills, something I'm totally going to copy. Still have to get myself a copy of this book as I borrowed it from the library.

100) The Escapists by Brian K. Vaughan: Brian K. Vaughn is back and therefore it's good again! Also, I liked that this was a modern tale about new creators who were fans of the original series. Meta and oddly the best of all the comics AND the original book.

101) The New Deadwardians by Dan Abnett: I have this to say to Dan Abnett: WRITE MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES! It's a stand alone zombie story and the art and the worldbuilding are so fabulous I wanted to live in it. Though not as a zombie. I really don't want to ever become a zombie.

102) Southern Bastards, Vol. 4: Gut Check by Jason Aaron: Is this the end of this series? I can find no more info and this really just ended an nothing... a series going for a slow death perhaps?

103) Firefly #7 by Greg Pak: Yeah, no idea...

104) Firefly #8 by Greg Pak: They're reunited in Serenity Valley, this won't end well...

105) Giant Days #52 by John Allison: Better than I thought it would be considering I disliked the holiday special that initiated this arc.

106) Amphigorey Again (Amphigorey, #4) By Edward Gorey: And I FINALLY got to read the final Amphigorey, damn library system and there only being two volumes! Again, solid, but seeing how his work got sloppier as he aged was more than a little sad.

107) Star Wars: Doctor Aphra, Vol. 1: Aphra by Kieron Gillen: WHERE AS DOCTOR APHRA BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?! She's what I hoped the new Star Wars films would be. She's a female Han Solo, or as my friend said, who Han Solo wishes he was. I ADORE HER! New favorite Star Wars character!

108) Stiletto (The Checquy Files, #2) by Daniel O'Malley: What's weird about this second Checquay book is that it's so amazingly tonally different than the first but works in a different way following two new female leads. Makes me even more excited for the third volume because who knows what it will be like?

109) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) by  J.K. Rowling: Last year I re-read all of Harry Potter for my birthday. I decided to do the same this year, only instead of starting on my birthday I started on Harry's, AKA two weeks before mine.

110) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2) by  J.K. Rowling: It's weird that every time I re-read these books I find something new...

111) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3) by  J.K. Rowling: Now that I've cast Aidan Turner as Sirius in my head I'm having far less problems with him.

112) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4) by  J.K. Rowling: Because of how I timed things I ended up reading my favorite Harry Potter book on my birthday!

113) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5) by  J.K. Rowling: I felt extremely affected by the ministry scenes this time around.  

114) The Woods, Vol. 4: Movie Night by James Tynion IV: I love this new society the school kids have built wherein they are trying to bring a little taste of home with movies.

115) The Woods, Vol. 5: The Horde by James Tynion IV: But then it went to hell and I didn't think I could make it to the end but I had all the books from the library so it was time to suck it up!

116) The Woods, Vol. 6: The Lost by James Tynion IV: No idea what happened here.

117) Star Wars: The Screaming Citadel by Kieron Gillen: And now, thanks to my library, my Doctor Aphra worship begins in earnest. I liked her messing up Luke, but I don't think the payoff was worth it.

118) Star Wars: Doctor Aphra, Vol. 2: Doctor Aphra and the Enormous Profit by Kieron Gillen: Always looking for an angle on the monies.

119) Star Wars: Doctor Aphra, Vol. 3: Remastered by Kieron Gillen: I love the murderbots. I shouldn't. They're evil. But I SO do.

120) Star Wars: Doctor Aphra, Vol. 4: The Catastrophe Con by Simon Spurrier: Haunted prison ship? HELLS YA!

121) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6) by J.K. Rowling: I think the more I re-read this series the more in love I become with this sixth volume.

122) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #7 by Jordie Bellaire: Let's do evil Willow, but evil Willow light... no thanks.

123) Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chosen Ones #1 by Mairghread Scott: Basically Tales of the Slayer, new tales.

124) Angel #3 by Bryan Hill: And Angel gets awesome while Buffy gets worse. Especially the art on Buffy, it's horrid.

125) Angel #4 by Bryan Hill: More awesome Angel!

126) Giant Days #53 by John Allison: No idea.

127) Snotgirl #14 by Bryan Lee O'Malley: Seriously, is NO ONE going to stage an intervention to stop me reading these!?!

128) The Woods, Vol. 7: The Black City by James Tynion IV: Creepy deserted city, now this I like.

129) The Woods, Vol. 8: The Final War by James Tynion IV: This I don't like. 

130) The Woods, Vol. 9: The Way Home by James Tynion IV: And then it ended with a whimper. I wanted to see them trying to reintegrate back into society, but the second they arrive home the comic ends. I feel cheated!!! 

131) Sleepless, Vol. 1 by Sarah Vaughn: A gorgeous and original Fairy Tale that felt fresh and timeless all at once about a princess and her knight.

132) Sleepless, Vol. 2 by Sarah Vaughn: And it's not that I didn't like the ending, it's that I felt that two volumes wasn't enough, I wanted more. But better a small near perfect run that what happened with the roller-coaster ride of quality that was The Woods!

133) Underland by Robert Macfarlane: This nonfiction book about the world beneath our feet was interesting in that it's a book you can talk to others about and you learn all these interesting facts without fully loving it. My issues were that it triggered my claustrophobia, some sections just didn't work, and I really wanted Macfarlane to tackle in some way the literary and Fairy Tale importance of the underland... which he didn't which is odd because he is a very literate man.

134) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7) by J.K. Rowling: And I almost went back to the beginning and started over...

135) Giant Days #54 by John Allison: And the graduate with a whimper. Though I liked the spinster part...  

136) Cheshire Crossing by Andy Weir: A mashup of famous precious girls from literature, Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy, and it just doesn't work. There are too many errors and inconsistencies that made me feel that Weir just thought it was a good idea without delving too deeply into the source material.

137) Hilda and the Stone Forest by Luke Pearson: The cliffhanger I've been waiting a year to see resolved!

138) Hilda and the Mountain King by Luke Pearson: And it's resolved! And it's wonderful, and there are trolls, and fun madcap adventures, and damn I love these books. MORE!

139) H. P. Lovecraft: He Who Wrote in the Darkness: A Graphic Novel by Alex Nikolavitch: This was shit. That is all. Oh wait, Benioff and Weiss are going to adapt it. I couldn't think of a better project for those who totally ruined Game of Thrones.

140) Uzumaki by Junji Ito: Oh, pitch perfect Japanese horror manga. READ IT! Because I don't want to spoil your enjoyment in any way.

141) Harley Merlin and the Secret Coven (Harley Merlin #1) by Bella Forrest: This book is nothing by trashy fun. It uses every trope from every fantasy series and does it gleefully with a hint of snark. Just what I needed at the time I picked it up.

142) The Book of Dust (The Book of Dust, #1) by Philip Pullman: While I was worried it wouldn't live up to my first total adoration of it, there's something about the leads and their tenacity that makes you love them even when the narrative starts to flounder near the end. 

143) The Golden Compass (His Dark Materials, #1) by Philip Pullman: So I devoured The Book of Dust so fast in anticipation of it's sequel that I thought, maybe I'll re-read all of His Dark Materials too...

144) The Subtle Knife (His Dark Materials, #2) by Philip Pullman: The last time I re-read this book I felt it was a little weak in the series, aside from a certain death scene, but this time I loved every second of it!

145) The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3) by Philip Pullman: Still the weakest in the series at least it wraps everything up nicely.

146) Lyra's Oxford by Philip Pullman: I am SO glad I re-read this short novella before the new book. Seriously, you NEED to read this before The Secret Commonwealth. 

147) Gideon Falls, Vol. 1: The Black Barn by Jeff Lemire: If you want to read a boring comic that is just ripping off Haven, here you go.

148) The Secret Commonwealth (The Book of Dust, #2) by Philip Pullman: So many conflicted feelings. Damn, Pan is my favorite character! Lyra, get a freakin' backbone, it's what made you you! A CLIFFHANGER!?! I need the final book now! Not two years or more from now!

149) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #8 by Jordie Bellaire: Ugh, please just keep Buffy and Angel apart. PLEASE!

150) Angel #5 by Bryan Hill: And Angel did something...

151) Welcome Back to the Hellmouth (Hellmouth #1) by Jordie Bellaire: And I guess Angel and Buffy won't be apart what with this crossover event. Sigh.

152) Firefly #9 Greg Pak: The gang is reunited.  

153) Firefly #10 Greg Pak: And yes, there might be war.  

154) Moth and Whisper Vol. 1 by Ted Anderson: Sometimes a story that wants to be inclusive fails. Miserably.

155) Stumptown, Vol. 1: The Case of the Girl Who Took her Shampoo (But Left her Mini) by Greg Rucka: I know it's wrong that my favorite part was the end with a poster for all the other detective agencies from all my other favorite shows, movies, and books. But it was so awesome!

156) Star Wars: Darth Vader, Vol. 1: Vader by Kieron Gillen: Yes, I need more Doctor Aphra so badly that I'm reading all the Vader and Star Wars books she's in now too.

157) Star Wars: Darth Vader, Vol. 2: Shadows and Secrets by Kieron Gillen: I really didn't think I'd like reading about Vader so much... I like being pleasantly surprised.

158) Star Wars: Vader Down by Jason Aaron: Fabulous. Just fabulous.

159) Star Wars: Darth Vader, Vol. 3: The Shu-Torun War by Kieron Gillen: A slight stumble.

160) Star Wars, Vol. 3: Rebel Jail by Jason Aaron: The Star Wars main line has such better artists...

161) Star Wars: Darth Vader, Vol. 4: End of Games by Kieron Gillen: And I know how Doctor Aphra faked her death now!!!

162) Blacksad (Blacksad, #1-3) by Juan Díaz Canales: I think the new Cats movie and this book would get one well. Creepy looking, overly sexual cats, in a story that doesn't work in the least.

163) Harley Merlin and the Mystery Twins (Harley Merlin #2) by Bella Forrest: Seeing as Bella Forrest by her output HAS to be more than one person this book didn't have the same snark as the first one and was therefore not as much fun. Though I will be continuing the series to see if yet another writer in the machine gets the snark back!

164) Bury the Lede by Gaby Dunn: A rather boring and at times randomly overly sexual story about newspapers, criminals, and conspiracies, that never quite clicks. 

165) Giant Days: As Time Goes By #1 by John Allison: Why couldn't John Allison have left well enough alone? I mean, this just sucked. Also this is a man who one time emailed me on Goodreads to complain that I was picking on the new illustrator. Guess what, she got better, you got worse!

166) Ninth House (Alex Stern, #1) by Leigh Bardugo: Ugh, I SO wanted to like this book about secret societies at Yale, but instead I really hated it because this is more about glibly handling hot button topics that plague campuses in a perfuctory manner. Alex's roommate is sexually assaulted but is perfectly fine once the frat boy who did it to her is humiliated? Yeah, that doesn't sit right with me and I hope it doesn't with you either. 

167) Upon the Midnight Clear: A Lady Emily Christmas Story (Lady Emily #13.5) by Tasha Alexander: A wonderfully, perfectly, joyous holiday tale about love and forgiveness and the power of a little mystery in your life during the holiday season.

168) The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern: Erin Morgenstern's second book is a wonderful complicated puzzle of a book that speaks to the book nerds in us all. Very reminiscent of 1980 epics written for kids which really just traumatized us, The Starless Sea is a book that when you get to the end you'll want to start it all over again.

169) Mary Shelley by Mª Isabel Sánchez Vegara: Not as full of errors as the David Bowie book I still think these need to be better researched. Too many errors for my taste!

170) Greta and the Giants by Zoë Tucker: A wonderful picture book on Greta Thunberg. If we could only aspire to be as amazing as she is this would be a better world. 

171) Dewdrop by Katie O'Neill: Adorably cute story from the creator of The Tea Dragon Society.

172) Locke and Key: Dog Days by Joe Hill: An adorable story about man's best friend but more importantly, so THAT'S how they got their house back!

173) Basketful of Heads #1 by Joe Hill: Wonderfully dark with fabulous references to Jaws.

174) Angel #6 by Bryan Hill: Angel is good so will Buffy be bad?  

175) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #9 by Jordie Bellaire: No... Buffy is OK.

176) Welcome Back to the Hellmouth Part 2 (Hellmouth #2) by Jordie Bellaire: It's Welcome Back to the Hellmouth that's boring wandering through caves...

177) The House on the Borderland by William Hope Hodgson: Weird early speculative science fiction that has moments, when pigs are attacking the house, that are wonderful and terrifying, but others that are, time standing still, time speeding up, galaxies ending, yadda yadda... also trigger warning for animal deaths.

178) The Lady Astronaut of Mars by Mart Robinette Kowal: I HATED this piece. Mainly because of my situation. I thought it was going to be fun times on Mars, instead it's partner dying on Mars because of disease... too close to my reality. I get that great science fiction should contain human truths, but sometimes all I want is my science fiction to take me away.

179) Gideon Falls, Vol. 2: Original Sins by Jeff Lemire: Oh hey, everything I guessed was right and it's still ripping off Haven.

180) Fresh Romance, Vol. 1 by Sarah Kuhn: Picked this up for Sarah Vaughn's Regency story which is sweet but TOO SHORT and incomplete, but also enjoyed the very nighties witchy stories.

181) Blacksad: A Silent Hell (Blacksad, #4) by Juan Díaz Canales: The completest in me must complete...

182) Blacksad: Amarillo (Blacksad, #5) by Juan Díaz Canales: But damn, these last two volumes, especially the last volume, are kind of shit. Replace "kind of" with "are." 

183) Wimbledon Green by Seth: Eh. I just don't really think Seth is for me. I've tried, but I felt this story's lack of any conclusion as to the fate of the comic collector Wimbledon Green was a cop out. 

184) Junji Ito's Cat Diary: Yon and Mu by Junji Ito: The story is boring, and how he draws his wife is creepy. Plus the afterword about one of the cats dying was too depressing.

185) Noir: A Collection of Crime Comics by Brian Azzarello: Ugh, rape and torture porn. No. Thank. You.

186) Gyo by Junji Ito: It's Godzilla with fart jokes. Otherwise a book written for my brother when he was nine.

187) Immortal Iron Fist Vol. 1: The Last Iron Fist Story by Ed Brubaker: I never thought I'd read something by Brubaker and be like, yeah, that's boring. There's a first time for everything!

188) Angel #7 by Bryan Hill: Fred gets captured? WTF why?

189) Buffy the Vampire Slayer #10 by Jordie Bellaire: All the men are angry and it's annoying. I know it's going to be "something mystical" but I DO NOT like seeing Giles being an ass!

190) Firefly #11 by Greg Pak: No idea... Mal's mom, maybe?

191) The Dollhouse Family #1 by Mike Carey: A dollhouse where the dolls talk to you and want you to come live with them? YAS!

192) Basketful of Heads #2 by Joe Hill: Still very Jaws, but now Jaws with Norse Mythology mixing in.

193) The Clockmaker's Daughter by Kate Morton: Ugh. So Kate Morton's book have been successively getting better, and this felt like five steps back. Almost like a truck book that she just pulled out. Nothing feels resolved and the narrator, a ghost, you don't even care about how she became a ghost. Not her best. Not by a long shot. Feel bad for making my book club read it...

194) Stumptown, Vol. 2: The Case of the Baby in the Velvet Case by Greg Rucka: I SO don't care about music crimes.

195) Stumptown Vol. 3: The Case of the King of Clubs by Greg Rucka: And I REALLY don't care about soccer crimes even more. Or repeatedly being told the lack of laws in Oregon relating to scalping tickets. Also the new artist isn't very good... that is NOT what breasts look like.  

196) Stumptown Vol. 4: The Case of a Cup of Joe by Greg Rucka: Better art, snarkier story, THIS is what Stumptown is about, people willing to kill for coffee beans that are actually cat scat!

197) Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas by Lillian and Russell Hoban: After re-watching the TV special for the millionth time, I thought I should re-read the book. It doesn't disappoint after all these years. Both are classics. BOTH!

198) Tomie by Junji Ito: If you want to read hundreds and hundreds of pages of rape, murder, and torture porn without any depth to the narrative, then I have the book for you! Please don't let this be the book for you.

199) Tales from Harrow County: Death's Choir #1 by Cullen Bunn: They brought back Harrow County!?! OMG! My year is finally made!!!

200) Addams' Apple: The New York Cartoons of Charles Addams by Charles Addams: A wonderful new Charles Addams book that's coming out in the new year. Seriously, if you're a fan of his, get this. His books rarely remain in print and every library needs at least one Charles Addams book. Also this volume has several comics I'd never seen before, and I own ALL of his books, so that's saying something!

Monday, December 30, 2019

Tuesday Tomorrow

Found Drowned by Laurie Glenn Norris
Published by: Nimbus Publishing
Publication Date: December 31th, 2019
Format: Paperback, 262 Pages
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The official patter:
"Based on a true unsolved crime from 1877, Laurie Glenn Norris's debut novel tells the story of two small towns linked by the disappearance of a teenage girl. Mary Harney is a dreamy teenager in Cumberland County, Nova Scotia, whose ambitions are stifled by her tyrannical grandmother and alcoholic father. When Mary's mother becomes ill, an already fragile domestic situation quickly begins to unravel until the September evening when the girl goes missing.

Across the water on Prince Edward Island we meet Gilbert Bell, whose son finds a body washed up on the beach below the family farm. As the community is visited first by the local coroner and then by investigators, Glenn Norris paints a fascinating and darkly comic picture of judicial and forensic procedures of the time. At once tightly plotted and pensive, the novel travels back to the circumstances that led to Mary's disappearance and then back further to the circumstances of her parents' marriage, all the while building toward a raucous courtroom finale."

Based on True Canadian crime? Yes please! 

Eventide by Mae Clair
Published by: Kensington Publishing Corporation
Publication Date: December 31th, 2019
Format: Paperback, 240 Pages
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The official patter:
"The darkness is coming...

The old house near Hode's Hill, Pennsylvania is a place for Madison Hewitt to start over-to put the trauma of her husband's murder, and her subsequent breakdown, behind her. She isn't bothered by a burial plot on the property, or the mysterious, sealed cistern in the basement. Not at first. Even the presence of cold spots and strange odors could be fabrications of her still troubled mind. But how to explain her slashed tires, or the ominous messages that grow ever more threatening?

Convinced the answer lies in the past, Madison delves into the history of the home's original owners, only to discover the origin of a powerful evil. An entity that may be connected to a series of gruesome attacks that have left police baffled. No matter where she turns-past or present-terror lingers just a step away, spurred on by a twisted obsession that can only be satisfied through death..."

A sanctuary turned evil? Oh, I can't wait! 

Much Ado About a Widow by Jenna Jaxon
Published by: Zebra
Publication Date: December 31th, 2019
Format: Paperback, 320 Pages
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The official patter:
"Lady Georgina Kirkpatrick defied her family, jilted her fiancé, and married the man she loved. But when her husband died at Waterloo, she was delivered right back into her father’s power...

Victory is sweet - but England’s triumph was Georgie’s rout. Now that she’s widowed, the loathsome marriage her father first arranged has simply been renegotiated. With neither money nor rights, and nowhere to flee, all she can do is cherish her last weeks of freedom.... Until a band of ruffians overtake her carriage and kidnap her. When she escapes in seaside Brighton and encounters her brother’s rather wild friend, Lord St. Just - whom she suspects aspires to be a pirate - she’s prepared to entertain more of his adventurous suggestions than usual...

St. Just knows his mind and his duty, and he loves a challenge. Helping a fair lady make her farewells to hoodlums suits his talents well. Within the hour he has Georgie, her lady’s maid - and her little dog too - sailing for his castle in Cornwall. Meanwhile, the lady’s entire family, her kidnappers, and her scheming intended are in pursuit. But as he and the indomitable Georgie grow closer, he begins to suspect that together they will prove a match for them all..."

Because sometimes, after reading about all the bleakness and death, you need a nice romance to lighten the load. 

Monday, December 23, 2019

Tuesday Tomorrow

A Dead End Christmas by Alyssa Day
Published by: Holliday Publishing, LLC
Publication Date: December 25th, 2019
Format: Kindle
To Buy

The official patter:
"It's Christmas time in Dead End.

And this year Santa's bringing...murder!

Join Tess, Jack, and the gang for the craziest Christmas since Fluffy the taxidermied alligator was still alive and got into Otis's moonshine.

Because in Dead End, that reindeer you thought you saw might have been Bigfoot in disguise … and you never, ever want to see elves. Christmas might be merry after all, if Tess can investigate Santa and Jack can use his tiger's eye to see the truth.

Warning: This book contains a taxidermied alligator, shapeshifters, Santa, elves, a dead body, magic, hideously bad singing, horrible puns, a slow-burning romance, mystery, mayhem, and "I laughed so hard I almost peed myself"* humor.

Read at your own risk.

*From a reader review of the Tiger's Eye Mysteries."

For when you need to escape your relatives. Just sneak upstairs and download this book onto you're Kindle and your sanity will be saved!

Daughter of Chaos by Sarah Rees Brennan
Published by: Scholastic Inc.
Publication Date: December 26th, 2019
Format: Paperback, 368 Pages
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The official patter:
"Half-witch, half-mortal sixteen-year-old Sabrina Spellman has made her choice: She's embraced her dark side and her witchy roots. Now her power is growing daily...but will it come at too high a price?

Sabrina Spellman has just made the hardest decision of her life: She's leaving behind her beloved friends at Baxter High. Now it's time to follow the path of night and find her way among the witches and warlocks at the Academy of Unseen Arts.

Sabrina has always been good at the school thing, but now she has a whole new world to navigate. Her power is growing daily, but it comes with a high price. She must always remember her new allegiances and the cost they have on her friends...and on herself.

And then there's her new classmates. Prudence, Dorcas, and Agatha are friends, kind of, but can Sabrina trust them? And what about Nick Scratch? He's as charming as ever, but will his feelings for Sabrina last?

Based on the hit Netflix show, this original YA novel tells an all-new, original story about Sabrina."

For me I didn't ever really "feel" the new series until the Christmas episode last year, so lucky for me I'm getting something Sabrina for Christmas! 

Jim Henson's The Storyteller: Sirens by Jim Henson et al
Published by: Archaia
Publication Date: December 24th, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 128 Pages
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The official patter:
"A collection of stories of sirens and mermaids, inspired by folklore from around the world and told in the spirit of Jim Henson’s beloved television series.

It’s not the stories you tell, but how they are told. The critically acclaimed Jim Henson’s The Storyteller: Sirens showcases four alluring tales of mermaids and the sea, inspired by folklore from around the world and told in the spirit of Jim Henson’s beloved television series.

Featuring beautiful stories told by some of today’s most exciting voices, including Jakub Rebelka (Judas) with Sztybor Bartosz, Chan Chau (Elements), Sarah Webb (Jim Henson’s Labyrinth: Under the Spell), and Aud Koch (The Wicked + The Divine), this stunning hardcover edition also includes an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the process and care taken in adapting each of the these timeless tales."

I get nostalgic around Christmas, and nothing takes me back quicker to my childhood that something Jim Henson...

Monday, December 16, 2019

Tuesday Tomorrow

Doctor Who: Star Tales by Paul Magrs et al
Published by: Penguin Group UK
Publication Date: December 17th, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 256 Pages
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The official patter:
"'Even though they’re gone from the world, they’re never gone from me.'

The Doctor is many things - curious, funny, brave, protective of her friends...and a shameless namedropper. While she and her companions battled aliens and travelled across the universe, the Doctor hinted at a host of previous, untold adventures with the great and the good: we discovered she got her sunglasses from Pythagoras (or was it Audrey Hepburn?); lent a mobile phone to Elvis; had an encounter with Amelia Earhart where she discovered that a pencil-thick spider web can stop a plane; had a 'wet weekend' with Harry Houdini, learning how to escape from chains underwater; and more.

In this collection of new stories, Star Tales takes you on a rip-roaring ride through history, from 500 BC to the swinging 60s, going deeper into the Doctor's notorious name-dropping and revealing the truth behind these anecdotes."

A new Doctor Who book is always a celebration. A new Doctor Who book with a story by my friend Paul Magrs? What's bigger than a celebration? A festival? A parade? Something big a fun and bubbly for sure!

The Disasters by M.K. England
Published by: HarperTeen
Publication Date: December 17th, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 368 Pages
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The official patter:
"The Breakfast Club meets Guardians of the Galaxy in this YA sci-fi adventure by debut author M. K. England.

Hotshot pilot Nax Hall has a history of making poor life choices. So it’s not exactly a surprise when he’s kicked out of the elite Ellis Station Academy in less than twenty-four hours. But Nax’s one-way trip back to Earth is cut short when a terrorist group attacks the Academy.

Nax and three other washouts escape - barely - but they’re also the sole witnesses to the biggest crime in the history of space colonization. And the perfect scapegoats.

On the run, Nax and his fellow failures plan to pull off a dangerous heist to spread the truth. Because they may not be “Academy material,” and they may not even get along, but they’re the only ones left to step up and fight.

Full of high-stakes action, subversive humor, and underdogs becoming heroes, this YA sci-fi adventure is perfect for fans of Illuminae, Heart of Iron, or the cult classic TV show Firefly and is also a page-turning thrill ride that anyone - not just space nerds - can enjoy."

Yes, all my favorite movies and TV series were name checked in this blurb, so obviously I HAVE to buy it! 

Omens of Death by Nicholas Rhea
Published by: Agora Books
Publication Date: December 17th, 2019
Format: Kindle, 262 Pages
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The official patter:
"A bad omen. A sign of sorrow. One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy...

Detective Inspector Montague Pluke has always been superstitious, so when he sees a lone crow fly over the Crowther’s home, he’s sure death is waiting in the wings.

And it doesn’t take long for Pluke’s premonitions to become a reality: the naked body of a young woman is found in a Druid’s Circle - a place thought by locals to be the site of black magic. Rumours circulate about human sacrifice and dark rituals, but Pluke’s not convinced the murder was committed in the circle.

Trusting his intuition, Pluke returns to the scene of that first omen of death: the house of Cyril and May Crowther. And when two more victims perish in suspicious circumstances, Montague Pluke is ready and waiting to catch the killer..."

Yes, ever since reading The Death of Westaway I've been drawn to that rhyme... though this book came first!

Monday, December 9, 2019

Tuesday Tomorrow

The Glittering Hour by Iona Grey
Published by: Thomas Dunne Books
Publication Date: December 10th, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 480 Pages
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The official patter:
"Award-winning author Iona Grey's next unforgettable historical about true love found and lost and the secrets we keep from one another.

Selina Lennox is a Bright Young Thing. Her life is a whirl of parties and drinking, pursued by the press and staying on just the right side of scandal, all while running from the life her parents would choose for her.

Lawrence Weston is a penniless painter who stumbles into Selina's orbit one night and can never let her go even while knowing someone of her stature could never end up with someone of his. Except Selina falls hard for Lawrence, envisioning a life of true happiness. But when tragedy strikes, Selina finds herself choosing what's safe over what's right.

Spanning two decades and a seismic shift in British history as World War II approaches, Iona Grey's The Glittering Hour is an epic novel of passion, heartache and loss."

Between cover lust and a Bright Young Thing, I am 100% sold on this story! 

The Wicked Redhead by Beatriz William
Published by: William Morrow
Publication Date: December 10th, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 432 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"The dazzling narrator of The Wicked City brings her mesmerizing voice and indomitable spirit to another Jazz Age tale of rumrunners, double crosses, and true love, spanning the Eastern seaboard from Florida to Long Island to Halifax, Nova Scotia.

1924. Ginger Kelly wakes up in tranquil Cocoa Beach, Florida, having fled south to safety in the company of disgraced Prohibition agent Oliver Anson Marshall and her newly-orphaned young sister, Patsy. But paradise is short-lived. Marshall is reinstated to the agency with suspicious haste and put to work patrolling for rumrunners on the high seas, from which he promptly disappears. Gin hurries north to rescue him, only to be trapped in an agonizing moral quandary by Marshall’s desperate mother.

1998. Ella Dommerich has finally settled into her new life in Greenwich Village, inside the same apartment where a certain redheaded flapper lived long ago...and continues to make her presence known. Having quit her ethically problematic job at an accounting firm, cut ties with her unfaithful ex-husband, and begun an epic love affair with Hector, her musician neighbor, Ella’s eager to piece together the history of the mysterious Gin Kelly, whose only physical trace is a series of rare vintage photograph cards for which she modeled before she disappeared.

Two women, two generations, two urgent quests. But as Ginger and Ella track down their separate quarries with increasing desperation, the mysteries consuming them take on unsettling echoes of each other, and both women will require all their strength and ingenuity to outwit a conspiracy spanning decades."

Odd that it's the Halifax part that really grabs my attention... I've been there and I'm interested to see how anyone could paint it interesting... 

Doctor Aphra Vol. 6: Unspeakable Rebel Superweapon by Si Spurrier
Published by: Marvel
Publication Date: December 10th, 2019
Format: Paperback, 112 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"After a year of close shaves, Doctor Chelli Aphra is taking it easy and lying low. Probably herding banthas or something. She's smart like that, right? No, not really. The galaxy's shadiest archaeologist is back doing what she does best: busting into alien temples to steal horrifying weapons for huge profi t. She just can't stop herself. But plenty of other people could. Powerful factions are watching closely: Rebel and Empire, familiar and strange - all calculating whether Aphra's more useful alive...or dead."

OK, if you haven't discovered Doctor Aphra yet I'm about to make your year because you have six volumes of awesome to read, plus ALL the ancillary stories too! 

Monday, December 2, 2019

Tuesday Tomorrow

How The Dead Speak by Val McDermid
Published by: Atlantic Monthly Press
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 416 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"Val McDermid is an award-winning, crime-writing powerhouse, and now she returns to her explosive, thrilling series featuring psychological profiler Tony Hill and ex-DCI Carol Jordan in her latest How The Dead Speak.

With Tony behind bars and Carol finally out of road as a cop, he’s finding unexpected outlets for his talents in jail and she’s joined forces with a small informal group of lawyers and forensics experts looking into suspected miscarriages of justice. But they’re doing it without each other; being in the same room at visiting hour is too painful to contemplate. Meanwhile, construction is suddenly halted on the redevelopment of an orphanage after dozens of skeletons are found buried in the grounds. Forensic examination reveals they date from between twenty and forty years ago, when the nuns were running their repressive regime. But then a different set of skeletons are discovered in a far corner, young men from as recent as ten years ago.

When newly promoted DI Paula McIntyre discovers that one of the male skeletons is that of a killer who is supposedly alive and behind bars - and the subject of one of Carol’s miscarriage investigations - it brings Tony and Carol irresistibly into each other’s orbit once again. A shocking, masterfully plotted novel that will leave readers breathless, How The Dead Speak is McDermid at her best and a can’t miss read long-time fans and new readers alike."

Anyone else missing Wire in the Blood and Tony and Carol as much as me? No!?! Well, then, I'm not talking to you!

A Madness of Sunshine by Nalini Singh
Published by: Berkley
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 352 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"New York Times bestselling author Nalini Singh welcomes you to a remote town on the edge of the world where even the blinding brightness of the sun can’t mask the darkness that lies deep within a killer...

On the rugged West Coast of New Zealand, Golden Cove is more than just a town where people live. The adults are more than neighbors; the children, more than schoolmates.

That is until one fateful summer - and several vanished bodies - shatters the trust holding Golden Cove together. All that’s left are whispers behind closed doors, broken friendships, and a silent agreement to not look back. But they can’t run from the past forever.

Eight years later, a beautiful young woman disappears without a trace, and the residents of Golden Cove wonder if their home shelters something far more dangerous than an unforgiving landscape.

It’s not long before the dark past collides with the haunting present and deadly secrets come to light."

Because everyone should be obsessed with new Zealand, like me and Stephen Colbert.

Ever Dark: The Haunting of Hanna Blake by Eva Simmons
Published by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Kindle, 261 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"Hanna might be her name.
The burning house might have been her home.
The bodies might be her family.

If only she could remember.

Hanna doesn't remember anything from before the night she was found. But when Jax and Asher Mahlum blow into town with a photo that ties to her past, she realizes the dead can only stay silent so long. Jax is covered in death, and Asher won’t let Hanna forget she has a price to pay for the night she was discovered. Soon, bodies start piling up in Garland, and Hanna has a nagging feeling that she may have something to do with it. Only one thing is for sure. There’s something dark inside Hanna, and it wants out."

And I know you need to know about the darkness!

Echoes Among the Stones by Jaime Jo Wright
Published by: Bethany House Publishers
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 386 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"Mystery begins to follow Aggie Dunkirk when she exhumes the pasts secrets and uncovers a crime her eccentric grandmother has been obsessing over. Decades earlier, after discovering her sisters body in the attic, Imogene Flannigan is determined to find justice. Two women, separated by time, vow to find answers...no matter the cost."

Family secrets that turn deadly are my kind of secrets.

Thin Ice by Paige Shelton
Published by: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 288 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"First in a new series set in Alaska from beloved author Paige Shelton, Thin Ice will chill your bones.

Beth Rivers is on the run - she’s doing the only thing she could think of to keep herself safe. Known to the world as thriller author Elizabeth Fairchild, she had become the subject of a fanatic’s obsession. After being held in a van for three days by her kidnapper, Levi Brooks, Beth managed to escape, and until he is captured, she's got to get away. Cold and remote, Alaska seems tailor-made for her to hideout."

At this time of year I go through severe Northern Exposure withdrawal and yearn for Alaska. Thankfully this year I have a fix! 

Bryant and May: The Lonely Hour by Christopher Fowler
Published by: Bantam
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 448 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"The brilliant Arthur Bryant and John May take the late, late shift in a cat-and-mouse hunt with a killer who preys on his victims at the same time every night - the lonely hour of 4 A.M.

When a man is found hanging upside down inside a willow tree on Hampstead Heath, surrounded by a baffling assortment of occult objects, the Peculiar Crimes Unit is called in to investigate. Was this a botched satanic ritual pulled off by bored teenagers, a gang initiation, or the work of a mastermind with grander intentions? Bryant and May set off in search of answers and are soon reminded that London is a city steeped in blood and magic.

When another body is pulled from the river at dawn, it becomes clear that a killer lurks in the night. To catch him, the PCU switches to graveyard shifts, but the team still comes up short. As they explore a night city where the normal rules do not apply, they’re drawn deeper into a case that involves murder, arson, kidnapping, blackmail, loneliness, and bats.

May takes a technological approach, while Bryant goes in search of his usual academics and misfits for help, for this investigation reveals impossibilities at every turn. How do you stop a killer who appears not to exist? Luckily, impossibilities are what the Peculiar Crimes Unit does best."

Anyone else really miss the old cover designs?

Laetitia Rodd and the Case of the Wandering Scholar by Kate Saunders
Published by: Bloomsbury Publishing
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Paperback, 384 Pages
To Buy

The official patter:
"M. C. Beaton meets Miss Marple in the second book in the Laetitia Rodd Mysteries, which sees Kate Saunders's Victorian detective on the hunt for a missing Oxford academic.

In 1851, private detective Laetitia Rodd is enjoying a well-earned holiday when she gets an urgent request for her services. Mrs. Rodd's neighbor Jacob Welland is a reclusive, rich gentleman dying of consumption, and he wants Mrs. Rodd to find his brother, who has been missing for fifteen years.

Joshua Welland was a scholar at Oxford, brilliant, eccentric, and desperately poor when he disappeared from the university. Friends claim to have seen him since, in gypsy camps and wandering around the countryside. But the last sighting was ten years before-when Joshua claimed to be learning great secrets from the gypsies that would one day astound the whole world.

Mrs. Rodd travels to Oxford and begins to search for the wandering scholar. But as she investigates, Mrs. Rodd discovers something dark-and extremely dangerous-lurking in the beautiful English countryside.

For readers of James Runcie, Alexander McCall Smith, and M. C. Beaton, Laetitia Rodd and the Mystery of the Wandering Scholar is a delightful new mystery about Victorian England and an indomitable female detective."

They had me at Oxford. I can NEVER have enough Oxford. 

The Penmaker's Wife by Steve Robinson
Published by: Thomas and Mercer
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Paperback, 255 Pages
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The official patter:
"In Victorian England, a mother is on the run from her past - and the truth about what she did.

Birmingham, 1880. Angelica Chastain has fled from London with her young son, William. She promises him a better life, far away from the terrors they left behind.

Securing a job as a governess, Angelica captures the attention of wealthy widower Stanley Hampton. Soon they marry and the successful future Angelica envisaged for William starts to fall into place.

But the past will not let Angelica go. As the people in her husband’s circle, once captivated by her charm, begin to question her motives, it becomes clear that forgetting where she came from - and who she ran from - is impossible.

When tragedy threatens to expose her and destroy everything she’s built for herself and William, how far will she go to keep her secrets safe? And when does the love for one’s child tip over into dangerous obsession?

Alias Grace meets Peaky Blinders in this tale of obsession, ambition and murder in Victorian England."

Was this description written just for me with the Alias Grace meets Peaky Blinders mashup?

Murder, She Encountered by Peg Cochran
Published by: Alibi
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Kindle
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The official patter:
"A gutsy Manhattan socialite encounters murder and corruption at the World’s Fair in this captivating historical cozy mystery for readers of Victoria Thompson, Susan Elia MacNeal, and Rhys Bowen.

New York City, 1939. A rising star at the Daily Trumpet, Elizabeth “Biz” Adams has been sent to the World’s Fair - billed as the “World of Tomorrow,” a look toward a brighter future even as the drumbeats of war grow louder - to cover a robbery. What she stumbles upon instead is a dead woman, dumped into the Aquacade’s pool with a nylon stocking wrapped around her neck.

Elizabeth snaps a photo as the police arrest Joey Dorman, a gentle young hot dog vendor who made no secret of his obsession with the murder victim. Even though she’s thrilled that her photo makes the front page, the fear and confusion evident on Joey’s face are haunting. So Elizabeth vows to prove his innocence - or his guilt - with her partner at the Daily Trumpet, Ralph Kaminsky. Meanwhile, her romance with Detective Sal Marino is heating up, and Elizabeth is more determined than ever to follow her heart.

But when Kaminsky’s efforts to expose the real killer land him in the hospital, Elizabeth is forced to continue the investigation on her own. And as she tries to narrow down the long list of suspects, she discovers a dark secret running through the Fair - a secret some would kill to protect."

I read a book earlier this year that wasted the World's Fair setting, so THANKFULLY I have another book to set this right! 

The Festival Murders by Mark McCrum
Published by: Black Thorn
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Kindle, 384 Pages
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The official patter:
"Bryce Peabody is ready to give a scandalous talk at the annual literary festival in the pretty English town of Mold-on-Wold. Scathing in his reviews and unseemly in his affairs, Bryce is known to have many enemies. So when he is discovered dead in his hotel room festival-goers are desperate to know what happened. Could one of the numerous writers he insulted have taken revenge? Or perhaps one of his scorned lovers? As more festival-goers meet their ends, Francis Meadowes is drawn into a role he knows only from his own fiction; that of amateur detective."

If you're in a Midsomer Murders state of mind... 

Brewed Awakening by Cleo Coyle
Published by: Berkley
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 368 Pages
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The official patter:
"When coffeehouse manager Clare Cosi awakens on a bench in Washington Square Park, she has no idea she's been missing for days, or that her friends and family have been frantic with worry. Now that she's back, everyone is overjoyed, including a handsome NYPD detective who claims to be her fiancé. But to Mike Quinn's crushing distress, Clare doesn't remember him, or much of anything about the last fifteen years of her life.

Clare's missing memory is tied to a crime she witnessed. An acquaintance of Clare's elegant employer - and fellow member of an exclusive Gotham circle known as "The Ladies Who Brunch" - invited Clare to her posh hotel to sample gourmet wedding cakes. After their indulgent tasting, they headed to the parking garage, where a camera captured a masked figure with a gun confronting the hotel heiress with Clare looking on. Did the kidnapper take Clare, too? The camera went dark, just like Clare's memory. Soon authorities grow suspicious. Is Clare really a victim? Or merely acting like one? Evidence is mounting that she set the woman up.

To clear her name, Clare must find a way to reclaim her memories and rescue the heiress before this high-stakes crime ends in tragedy. Otherwise, instead of walking down the aisle, Clare may find herself perp-walking to prison as an accomplice to kidnapping and murder."

And now for some cozy mysteries! 

Beating About the Bush by M.C. Beaton
Published by: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 256 Pages
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The official patter:
"When private detective Agatha Raisin comes across a severed leg in a roadside hedge, it looks like she is about to become involved in a particularly gruesome murder. Looks, however, can be deceiving, as Agatha discovers when she is employed to investigate a case of industrial espionage at a factory where nothing is quite what it seems.

The factory mystery soon turns to murder and a bad-tempered donkey turns Agatha into a national celebrity, before bringing her ridicule and shame. To add to her woes, Agatha finds herself grappling with growing feelings for her friend and occasional lover, Sir Charles Fraith. Then, as a possible solution to the factory murder unfolds, her own life is thrown into deadly peril. Will Agatha get her man at last? Or will the killer get her first?"

One of my friends thinks that M.C. Beaton's books are now being ghostwritten. Discuss!

The Peppermint Tea Chronicles by Alexander McCall Smith
Published by: Anchor
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Paperback, 336 Pages
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The official patter:
"The latest book in Alexander McCall Smith's popular 44 Scotland Street series is a sheer delight.

Summer has come to Scotland Street. The long days have prompted its denizens to engage in flights of fancy. Some, like the Duke of Johannesburg’s plan to create a microlite seaplane, are literal flights, and some, like the vain Bruce Anderson’s idea of settling down with one of his many admirers, are more metaphorical.

With the domineering Irene off pursuing academic challenges, Stuart and Bertie are free to indulge in summer fun. Stuart reconnects with an old acquaintance over refreshing peppermint tea while Bertie takes his friend Ranald Braveheart Macpherson to the circus. But their trip to the big top becomes rather more than the pleasant diversion they were hoping for.

Once again, Scotland Street teems with the daily triumphs and challenges of those who call it home, and provides a warm, wise, and witty chronicle of the affairs in this corner of the world."

Life in a Cold Climate by Laura Thompson
Published by: Pegasus Books
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 444 Pages
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The official patter:
"New York Times bestselling author Laura Thompson turns her eye to the iconic and enigmatic Nancy Mitford.

Nancy Mitford was, in the words of her sister Lady Diana Mosley, “very complex.” Her highly autobiographical early work, the biographies and novels of her more mature French period, her journalism, and the vast body of letters to her family, to friends such as Evelyn Waugh, and to the great love of her life, Gaston Palewski, all tell an intriguing story.

Drawing from these, as well as conversations with Mitford’s two surviving sisters, acquaintances, and colleagues, prizewinning author Laura Thompson has fashioned a portrait of a contradictory and courageous woman. Approaching her subject with wit, perspicacity, and huge affection, Thompson makes her serious points lightly, eschewing clichés about the eccentricities of the Mitford clan. Life in a Cold Climate is full of the sound of Mitfordian laughter; but also tells the often paradoxical and complex story beneath the smiling and ever-elegant façade."

Enigmatic? I don't think that's a word I'd EVER apply to Nancy...

The Clergyman's Wife by Molly Greeley
Published by: William Morrow Paperbacks
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Paperback, 304 Pages
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The official patter:
"For everyone who loved Pride and Prejudice - and legions of historical fiction lovers - an inspired debut novel set in Austen’s world. Charlotte Collins, nee Lucas, is the respectable wife of Hunsford’s vicar, and sees to her duties by rote: keeping house, caring for their adorable daughter, visiting parishioners, and patiently tolerating the lectures of her awkward husband and his condescending patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Intelligent, pragmatic, and anxious to escape the shame of spinsterhood, Charlotte chose this life, an inevitable one so socially acceptable that its quietness threatens to overwhelm her. Then she makes the acquaintance of Mr. Travis, a local farmer and tenant of Lady Catherine..."

I was lucky enough to win an ARC of this earlier this year, so be sure to check it out for yourself Janeites! 

Wicked Hour by Chloe Neill
Published by: Berkley
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Paperback, 368 Pages
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The official patter:
"In the second pulse-pounding novel in the USA Today bestselling Heirs of Chicagoland series, vampire Elisa Sullivan gets drawn into the shifting sands of Pack politics.

Vampires were made, not born - until Elisa Sullivan came along. As the only vampire child in existence, she grew up with a heavy legacy, and tried to flee her past. Then circumstances drew her back to Chicago, and she stayed to keep it safe. With shifter Connor Keene, the only son of Pack Apex Gabriel Keene, at her side, she faced down a supernatural evil that threatened to destroy Chicago forever.

After the dust from the attack has settled, Elisa is surprised when Connor invites her to a usually private Pack event in the north woods of Minnesota, and by the warm welcome she receives from some of Connor’s family, even though she's a vampire. But the peace doesn't last. The shifters tell tales of a monster in the woods, and when the celebration is marred by death, Elisa and Connor find themselves in the middle of a struggle for control that forces Elisa to face her true self - fangs and all."

I love Midwest Urban Fantasy. Can NOT get enough!

Dead Astronauts by Jeff VanderMeer
Published by: MCD
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 336 Pages
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The official patter:
"Jeff VanderMeer's Dead Astronauts presents a City with no name of its own where, in the shadow of the all-powerful Company, lives human and otherwise converge in terrifying and miraculous ways. At stake: the fate of the future, the fate of Earth - all the Earths.

A messianic blue fox who slips through warrens of time and space on a mysterious mission. A homeless woman haunted by a demon who finds the key to all things in a strange journal. A giant leviathan of a fish, centuries old, who hides a secret, remembering a past that may not be its own. Three ragtag rebels waging an endless war for the fate of the world against an all-powerful corporation. A raving madman who wanders the desert lost in the past, haunted by his own creation: an invisible monster whose name he has forgotten and whose purpose remains hidden."

After seeing Anhilation, I can not get VanderMeer's world out of my head! And I'm not alone, look at the write up in Entertainment Weekly right now! 

Children of Virtue and Vengeance by Tomi Adeyemi
Published by: Henry Holt and Co.
Publication Date: December 3rd, 2019
Format: Hardcover, 416 Pages
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The official patter:
"After battling the impossible, Zélie and Amari have finally succeeded in bringing magic back to the land of Orïsha. But the ritual was more powerful than they could've imagined, reigniting the powers of not only the maji, but of nobles with magic ancestry, too.

Now, Zélie struggles to unite the maji in an Orïsha where the enemy is just as powerful as they are. But when the monarchy and military unite to keep control of Orïsha, Zélie must fight to secure Amari's right to the throne and protect the new maji from the monarchy's wrath.

With civil war looming on the horizon, Zélie finds herself at a breaking point: she must discover a way to bring the kingdom together or watch as Orïsha tears itself apart.

Children of Virtue and Vengeance is the stunning sequel to Tomi Adeyemi's New York Times bestselling debut Children of Blood and Bone, the first title in her Legacy of Orïsha trilogy."


Not sure I like the new cover approach...because the cover was the ONLY thing my book club could agree on as being any good...

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