Book Review - Alice Hoffman's Magic Lessons
Magic Lessons by Alice Hoffman
Published by: Simon and Schuster
Publication Date: October 6th, 2020
Format: Hardcover, 416 Pages
Rating: ★
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"Fate is what you make of it, Hannah had told her. You can make the best of it, or you can let it make the best of you." In 1664 in Essex County, England, Hannah Owens found a baby guarded by a crow in a frozen field. She took the girl in and named her Maria. The crow, obviously the young babe's familiar, was named Cadin. They spent ten years together in the woods, Hannah teaching Maria the Nameless Art. Though for Hannah witchery was a choice, for Maria it was not. She was born to it. They tended to the locals and Hannah would never turn away a woman in need. On the day Maria's mother returned begging for help, Hannah didn't turn her away. It would be her death. Rebecca was a selfish creature, working a dangerous spell, Love Potion #10, to entrap her husband. Now Rebecca wishes to rid herself of her husband and run off with Maria's father. The spell is so strong she is unable to work the magic herself to quench her husband's fire. While Hannah helps release her, the love of Thomas Lockland turns to rage. He hunts his wife down. Maria escapes with her life, Hannah does not. Maria turns to her mother, now relieved of her husband due to injuries sustained in the attack. Rebecca shows her powerful and dangerous spells before she flees with Maria's father. A father who pays for Maria to leave England by selling her to the Jansen family in Curaçao. The island off the coast of Venezuela is unlike anything she ever imagined. She is dutiful in her work and develops a reputation for helping the women of the island. Too bad she can't help herself. When she is fifteen John Hathorne comes to the island to do business with Mr. Jansen. He is her fate. She saw it in a mirror years earlier. For five days they live in a world of their own making. On the sixth day, the thirty-seven year old man is gone. When she realizes she is with child she starts to make plans to seek him out. He lives in the other Essex County, the one across the sea from where she was born. She will travel there when she is able. On March 20th, 1680, Maria gives birth to Faith and in August they book passage aboard a pirate ship bound for Rhode Island. She was only able to convince the captain, Abraham Dias, by promising to save his son, Samuel, who is dying of breakbone fever. The two forge a strong connection, but she views it as her destiny to reunite with John Hathorne. But Essex County is a big place and she's in Boston for months before she hears of him in Salem. She, Faith, and a belligerent Cadin, head off in search of this man. A woman like Maria isn't welcome in Salem. She thinks for herself and wears red boots. She doesn't know the customs or the costume appropriate for women. Yet a shocked John strings her along. He has more secrets that she knows and they will be her downfall and the rise of a curse. One that will lead any man who ever loves an Owens to be broken in body and soul. One that could destroy the happiness of future generations unless they are able to break it. Unless they make the best of fate.
That this book actually has good characters and good ideas gave me hope. That this book then squandered all that is an affront and a grievance to all those who bothered to finish it. Magic Lessons is drawn out almost beyond human endurance. The constant repetition made this feel like a first draft. Because either this book should have been tighter or split in two. The stories of Maria and her daughter Faith feel diminished by sharing the same pages. Especially once Faith turns to the left. I can't put my finger on where exactly this book went wrong, but just like Faith, it became rotten. I didn't want to pick it up again once I put it down. I just wanted to be done with it. And yet, I am a completest and therefore I trudged through this word salad to inform you about the one thing you're wondering about this book, do we learn the details of the Owens Curse? Yes. We do. Though it's far more human and stupid than you can imagine involving the follies of youth combined with rage. The fact that Maria doesn't think about her actions in the moment and even when she does assumes that in three hundred years someone is bound to figure it out, made me strongly dislike her in the end. These are her descendants, she builds a home for them, and figures that they can just stumble through the horrible legacy she left them in a moment of blind rage? Sure. Nice one Maria. But then again you were seduced and impregnated by the thirty-seven year old man when you were a fifteen-year-old servant. You don't have the best judgement. And Alice Hoffman just had to make Maria's backstory with John Hathorne that much creepier. She didn't lose the love of her life, she lost a letch who momentarily let his desires take control. But then again he also married a fourteen-year-old in real life. And given the average age of marriage back then was nineteen, that's just sick and creepy. Yet that's not the worst age-related crime in this book. Alice Hoffman has this tendency to have children that are overly precocious. I actually call this "The Charles Wallace Problem," named after the five-year-old younger brother of Meg Murry in A Wrinkle in Time. The last time I read that book I was spending the summer with my friend who has three children. At the time one of them was five. So I know full well how five-year-old children behave. And Charles Wallace is not it. Alice Hoffman extends this to all her characters when they are children. Maria can remember being left in a field right after her birth, Faith remembers full pages of her mother's grimoire that she glimpsed as a child, and this even goes back to the first book in this series when Sally was four and handling the Aunts over the phone and organizing plane tickets after her parents deaths. This isn't normal! I know that this book has magic, but this is beyond magic, it's just illogical. And yet that wasn't what broke me. Before we've only ever known that the house on Magnolia Street was in Massachusetts. This makes it very clear that it is in Salem. AKA Witch City. And yet the Owens are viewed as odd outcasts and Sally and Gillian are bullied as children for their weirdness? I understand the bullying, I don't understand the outcast status for being witches. They are literally in the city known for it. I just can't.
I have always loved witches. Aside from a terrifying incident in second grade when my teacher read Roald Dahl's The Witches to us and then dressed as a witch for Halloween, thus convincing me that she, and the other primary teachers, were the witches from said book. AKA bad witches. Otherwise I was raised by a plethora of good witches, Mildred Hubble, Samantha Stephens, Louise Miller, Sabrina Spellman, Willow Rosenberg, and the Halliwell sisters. This primed me for the arrival of the Owens sisters in 1998. No one can deny the cultural impact of Practical Magic. Who amongst us hasn't daydreamed about living in the Owens house? And who amongst us hasn't dreamed of a sequel? After all, over twenty years after she wrote Practical Magic Alice Hoffman came out with a prequel, The Rules of Magic. Followed by two more books in the series in the following years. She knew we needed more Owenses in our lives and finally we are getting more Owenses on the big screen. That's right people. If you've been living under a rock and don't know it, we're finally getting Practical Magic 2, based on the four book in Alice Hoffman's series. There will be midnight margaritas aplenty on September 10th. I couldn't let this milestone go unacknowledged and therefore a threw together my own little party, lots of Owenses and lots of other witches, Mayfairs, Bishops, Goodwins, fictional heroines descended from Salem. And no, not the cat. So here's to the Season of the Witch! Cue 
