Joan
By the end of Game of Thrones I was suffering from whatever the equivalent of superhero fatigue is in Westeros. I watched eight seasons of a show that, looking back on, I only enjoyed the first season of. So I hope I can be forgiven if I forget that most of the cast of that show can act. Because by the end, I think they were just phoning it is as they dragged themselves to the lackluster finale. Have you seen the pictures from the final table read? They weren't any happier than their audience was at the end. So Joan was a revelation because while I was turning in for the eighties glamour I was pleasantly surprised to be reminded what a good actor Sophie Turner is. In fact I think I might have only seen her in The Thirteenth Tale prior to this and I have to say, after the first few minutes of thinking of Joan as Sansa Stark I believed she was Joan Hannington. The hair, the clothes, the look, but most importantly that accent and the way she carried herself, she became Joan for me. She was a scheming and conniving woman who not only wanted it all, wanted it all with sparkles. She loved gems, she loved the con, she knew what she wanted and went for it. Of course this series focused more on how all of this was to facilitate the return of her daughter whom she had placed into care when she was at her lowest. It's all about Kelly. But the problem I had with this supposed love of her daughter is that she didn't know her daughter at all. She treated her daughter like a possession, like a diamond that she must have. When Kelly's foster mom invites Joan to a birthday party for Kelly, Joan brings her this elaborate jewelry box. You can she that Kelly isn't interested in it at all. Because this is the present that Joan would have wanted as a kid, not what Kelly would want. And this angers Joan. The foster mother got Kelly a present she actually wanted and Joan repays this kind woman by plotting to kidnap Kelly. Of course this doesn't go to plan and her lover ends up dead and she ends up in prison. Which is all well and good except that this didn't happen. This is billed as the life of Joan Hannington and while in an interview the real life Joan is still alive and well and highly approving of this adaptation saying that it felt like her life, it wasn't really her life. She never got "Kelly" back and, maybe I'm projecting here, but I felt like that aspect, which is central to the show, was more important to Sophie Turner due to what was going on with the disillusion of her marriage. The actors' not the subjects' life informing the art. And that isn't even the craziest thing they changed. While yes, Joan did make her fortune swallowing diamonds, the love of her life, Boise, he didn't die dramtically in a job gone wrong. He died in a fire he set himself for the insurance money years later. So while I enjoyed this show and this look into the seedy underbelly of eighties London and the glamour these people strived for, I felt the series as a whole was disingenuous. And I can suspend disbelief but I'm not going to be a stooge.





































































Affinity by Sarah Waters
Can I just start this with a totally random aside? Ewan McGregor could totally be Tom Selleck's doppelganger circa peak Magnum, P.I. fame in this series. That stache, that hair... Damn. It's uncanny. Moving on from my random Thomas Magnum obsession, which is hard to move on from while watching this show... A Gentleman in Moscow... This limited series is a love letter to a bygone era of class and elegance. Count Alexander Ilyich Rostov is sentenced to house arrest by the Bolsheviks. It just so happens that his "home" is the Hotel Metropol Moscow. There the lives of the patrons and workers of the hotel become his entire world. He is living the Eloise dream! The dream I held for many years as a kid. We'd go down to Chicago often and stay at The Drake Hotel. I loved that hotel so much. Everything about it, the lush carpeting, the flower arrangements taller than I was. I wanted to live there and when I found out that people actually did live there, it became a secret dream of mine. A dream that Count Rostov lives. If in an involuntary manner. Though this is set against the backdrop of the Russian Revolution and the elegance and wealth of the upper class was being continually chipped away. So we see him thrown from his palatial rooms with the precious relics of his old life taken from him and banished to the attics. He moves from patron to prisoner to proletarian. All the while trying to find the silver lining in a very bleak world. And sometimes it's up to outside forces to give him the will to go on. Sometimes it's the bees. If there's one country in the world that faced the greatest upheaval in the 20th century it was Russia. This is a paean to that upheaval, that drastic change, through the eyes of someone who had the most to lose and in the end gained the most. Count Rostov, if the revolution hadn't come about, would have lived a life of idolatry and dissipation. Travelling throughout Europe from one luxury hotel to another like Maxim de Winter. And like Maxim he had a tragic death of a woman he loved in his past. Count Rostov would have been more concerned with manners and keeping up appearances than noticing the plight of those around. He knew the waiters and the workers on a superficial level, but his new circumstances give him a depth. He becomes someone to count on, someone who is entrusted with the life of a young girl who becomes his daughter, whom he would willingly give up his life for. He finds a family. But all the while the horrors of the present are banging on the doors of the hotel. Friends disappear. Friends die. The cultural shift becomes more and more dangerous. While this change takes place over decades we can't help but feel a connection to the times becoming more and more dangerous and strong men in power posing a threat. Now is the time for this show because it resonates. We must stand up to the evil, we must make our plans, and we must risk everything for freedom for those we love, even if we will not live to see that day. And while this show has big themes, it's just like a Fabergé egg, small bejeweled perfection that can be held carefully in the hand. As carefully as every human life.
Newlywed Brits move to New York for husband's job. Husband cheats with coworker. Husband lies and says it was a one time thing. Wife finds out it wasn't. They go on vacation. The trip of a lifetime. Wife doesn't want to repeat the patterns she saw with her parents so decides her husband needs to have an accident. But fate intervenes. They run into the mistress and her boyfriend and the mistress is killed. Things get even messier. The police get involved. Mistress's boyfriend is arrested. Mistress's boyfriend is released. Wife kills mistress's boyfriend. Husband has another mistress. Husband doesn't have a clue. Wife frames him for the murder she herself committed. Wife presumably gets the divorce she wanted all along. Wife writes book. Hopefully it's a bestseller. There's nothing that complicated about this series. It's a simple tale of revenge. But it's the class of acting and the way that Jenna Coleman makes you root for Liv the entire time that make it worth watching. You feel how she has reached her last straw and so want her to kill her husband. As the six episodes unfold you keep having delayed satisfaction. The husband didn't die, but the mistress did. The husband didn't die, but the mistress's boyfriend did. Finally tying it all up by the husband going to prison for the crime the wife committed was such poetic justice. Now some people might say, it was kind of cruel to kill the mistress, as it was really the husband at fault. Well, not in my book. First, it takes two to cheat. Second, yes, I know he was emotionally manipulating her and giving her false hope but again, it takes two to cheat. Third, and most important, when the mistress meets the wife they have a moment of catharsis, a moment where they bond, and after that, like almost right after that, she tries to convince the husband to run away with her. She befriended Liv and then betrayed her, death is her sentence. As for the boyfriend? He deserved to die because he's Eric Balfour. I have hated him since the moment I set eyes on him. I actually would have been fine with him being imprisoned, he could have rotted in jail with his friend Danny Masterson, but he died, and that brings me joy. So much joy. I should maybe make Liv caving in his skull a screensaver... As for framing her husband for the mistress's murder? Well, that's just the cherry on top of the cake. And personally, I'm kind of surprised she got away with it. No one on this show has the bare minimum of knowledge about digital forensics and the omnipresence of cameras. I mean, seriously, what century do you live in? Plus you're from England, which has one of the most monitored cities in the world. But I take solace in the knowledge that if the cops actually were able to access deleted emails on the company's servers they would just implicate the husband more. But it's the final message that is the most important. Liv built her life around a man, she put her life in his hands, and his actions made her a desperate creature. He did make her do this, to an extent. But what is under that is this world women live in, a world where we are constantly in danger, where we have to think about our safety at all times, and enough is enough. Her husband thought she'd wait for him, her husband is one of the many faces of the problem women live with daily. We aren't going to take shit anymore. No more dishonesty, no more danger, we all, like Liv, have no more fucks to give.
Shrines of Gaiety by Kate Atkinson
The Poison Thread by Laura Purcell

















