Showing posts with label The Worst Witch. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Book Review - Sweeney Boo's Over My Dead Body

Over My Dead Body by Sweeney Boo
Published by: HarperAlley
Publication Date: August 30th, 2022
Format: Kindle, 240 Pages
Rating: ★★★
To Buy (different edition than one reviewed)

At the Younwity Hidden Institute of Witchcraft everyone is abuzz with the beginning of the Samhain celebrations. Violet Rove is using the holiday to terrifying younger classmates with tales of ghosts, who are harmless compared to the rumored demon in the woods. As the legend goes, a hundred years ago Karla Younwity entered the untamed woods surrounding the institute and was never seen again. Two fellow students tried to stop her but they failed and her cries for help can still be heard to this day. The week before Samhain is particularly dangerous as the veil between worlds thins. If your last name is Younwity, you should stay far away from the woods. Violet's roommate, Abby, just happens to be a Younwity, a foundling taken in by the institute and therefore bearing it's name. Abby doesn't much like her roommate. She likes her few friends, her familiar Seymour, and sleep. Oh does she love sleep. She's a senior, which means that she has a mentee, Noreen. And she has to be the worst mentor there is, oversleeping with assembly starting in ten minutes for the first day of the Samhain celebrations. Noreen will have a field day with this as she is the far more responsible of the two. Abby grabs her best friend Goldie and is summoned to assembly by Ms. Wilson, the mute and menacing groundskeeper. Abby doesn't see Noreen anywhere and then the headmistress, Ms. Good, starts the assembly, not with the customary cheer, but with the news that a student missed roll call at curfew the night before and is yet to be found. The initial spellwork indicates that they entered the untamed woods. Of course Abby's worst fears are realized when Ms. Good names the missing student as Noreen Younwity. The students aren't to worry, the coven has everything in hand and the celebrations will go on as planned with classes suspended for the day. Abby is a wreck and Goldie's father, who teaches the history of witchcraft, invites the girls for some tea. But Abby is spiraling. What if the legend of Karla Younwity is real? Noreen's best friend and fellow fledgling student Enver agrees. This isn't like Noreen. Which means it's time to do a little digging in the library and see if there's a spell to locate Noreen. After they left the library Enver found something that could work. But they can't attempt the spell until the witching hour. Which means staying up past curfew for a second night in a row. They all view it as worth the risk. And they believe they have found a lead in the untamed woods near the old oak tree. But they are caught. Violet snitched on Abby. The headmistress won't listen to what they've discovered and as Abby becomes more and more obsessed she is convinced that the very people who are there to protect them have a secret worth sacrificing Noreen for. Abby will not let that happen. Even if she has to do it on her own.

Over My Dead Body is a graphic novel tailor made for those obsessed with The Worst Witch and Wednesday. In fact there's a weird synchronicity with Wednesday. I say synchronicity because there's no way a graphic novel released in August could have influenced a television show released in November of the same year, it's just a similar setting with an eerie coincidence regarding botany professors. Seriously eerie. Yet for my undying devotion to all things Tim Curry and The Worst Witch, the gorgeous autumnal settings and orange foliage that simply radiate color coupled with the Disneyesque style veers away from Mildred Hubble and straight into Hermione Granger territory. I can't get over the feeling that Sweeney Boo is a huge Harry Potter fan that is well aware of how problematic that author is and has created this world of inclusivity and diversity and pronouns as a way to still be a part of that world without being a part of that world, which I heartily applaud. But this means that this whole book basically reads as Harry Potter FanFic. Which, honestly, I felt cheapened the story. When Seymour, Abby's familiar, declaims "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE, EXPELLED, OR WORSE" any Harry Potter fan worth their salt will recognize an inversion of Hermione's line; "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled." It was just too on the nose. It took me out of the story that was trying to be told and instead made me start comparing it to a story that had already been told. Because of its place in popular culture any tale set at a school for witchcraft will automatically be compared to Harry Potter. While this inverts so many the issues of that series, just as it inverted that line, it needed more of a distance. And it just kept creeping in closer. There's the Untamed Woods, a simulacrum of The Forbidden Forest, a groundskeeper that most of the student body is terrified of who is half Hagrid half Filch, research in the library, visits to the headmistress's office, and a trio who will do anything for a friend. I know you could argue that some of these are tropes and therefore not directly Harry Potter related, but in context, it's gender swapped Harry Potter. And the thing is, I don't know why I feel so let down by this. The art was beautiful, so wonderfully festive and fall, and the story was fine, but it somehow just wasn't enough to make it something special despite the fact that looking at each and every page I could feel the time and loved poured into this book. I think the highest compliment I can pay it is that for all the people, including whomever wrote the blurb, who are comparing it to Chilling Adventures of Sabrina are wrong. This is so much better. So SO much better. The proof is in the fact that I actually finished it, unlike the Netflix show. I don't even know when I gave up on it and I don't care to ever find out. Especially because of how the characters ended up on Riverdale. And don't get me started on the comics.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Book Review - H.G. Wells's The Island of Dr. Moreau

The Island of Dr. Moreau by H.G. Wells
Published by: Dover
Publication Date: 1896
Format: Paperback, 104 Pages
Rating: ★★★★
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Edward Prendick was shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean. Some would call it luck that he was picked up by a passing ship, but after what happened to him, perhaps death would have been preferable. He is plucked from the ocean by a man named Montgomery who has a strange animalistic servant, M'ling. The hired crew of the ship don't trust Montgomery and when they get to his destination they abandon Prendick with him. The island is a scientific research station of Dr. Moreau, who Prendick remembers reading about... he was involved in some rather unethical researches if he remembers rightly, vivisection.

Prendick soon learns that Moreau has retreated to this island to continue his work on his Beast Folk, the work others don't understand. His genetic mutations of man and beast drive him and have driven Prendick to flee into the forest to escape Moreau, yet this could be more dangerous then he knows. Moreau has strict laws that his creations must abide by. Besides being as human as possible, walking only on two legs, they must avoid meat and blood. Yet someone hasn't been following the laws... soon Predick's behaviour is secondary to the danger that looms ahead of them. What if the Beast Folk fall prey to their animal instincts?

Growing up in the 80s and 90s if you were a discerning girl there is no excuse for not having the biggest crush on Val Kilmer. I seriously do not know how many times I saw Willow in the theatre, but I know I spent more time watching that movie in the summer of 1988 then doing anything else. Of course this crush meant that after Willow there were many westerns I watched, perhaps the oddest of the Batman movies and then there was The Island of Dr. Moreau. This movie was released right after I got out of high school and I was hoping for it to be the highpoint of my very busy summer. Firstly there was Val Kilmer, secondly there was Fairuza Balk, star of The Worst Witch, the coolest and tackiest movie about witchcraft ever, and then there was Marlon Brando wearing an ice bucket. The movie is so bizarre that there is really no way anyone could categorize it. I just watched it again after reading the book and still, it's just so odd and full of camp and oddly Professor Lupin, that there's really nothing more to say. The Island of Dr. Moreau was just on the cusp of my obsession with reading the book and then going to see the movie. Therefore I had picked up a cheap Dover paperback of the book after I watched the movie and kind of put the book aside thinking I might read it one day.

It took seventeen years but I finally got around to reading the book. And you know what? I rather liked it. The descriptions of the island are so beautiful and poetic that the lack of plot or motivations for the characters makes you wish that Wells had spent more time rounding out the story versus having them run around the island like headless chickens. Also the fact that Prendick, who, let's face it, his name sums up the fact he truly is a dick, seems ok with animal experimentation and vivisection, but as soon as you bring a human or something human esque into it, he gets a bit squeamish. Bit of a double standard there dick boy. Sure it is probably the more acceptable opinion of the times, but, dude, no, just no to the animal experimentation.

Wells has always been heralded as a kind of Nostradamus, and reading this book it is eerie as all get out. He wrote this in 1896! The kind of science he describes would be used by the Nazis in World War II, and if you think about the cloning and gene splicing and steam cells and the use of pig valves in human hearts today, wow. Sure it's a bit squeamish that Wells himself was an advocate of eugenics... but for scientists it's more just a creepy "hands on" Darwinism. Moreau might have been a monster in the eyes of Prendick and the world, but he was a genius that presaged what was to come in the realms of science rather accurately. Makes me openly wonder if perhaps Wells happened to create a time machine and take a quick jaunt into the future... he did strongly believe that the science of this book could be accomplished... he didn't happen to have an island no one knew about did he?

To bring it full circle, let's go back to that weird ass movie adaptation... you know what? I can actually see the framework of the book in the movie, I can also see where it went wrong. I'm not talking about Brando getting to be crazy on set or Val Kilmer's Montgomery shooting up drugs. These things were modernisations of the situations on the island. Where they went wrong was going for ultra violence and trying to make it as a blockbuster with a love interest and all. If they had toned it down, then the little things, the horror of finding the dead bunny would have played better. Let the actors be overstated in the movie and the story be understated... I see now that this movie could have been awesome, and it makes me sad that they had a chance to update a strangely prescient book and failed in the attempt.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Pink Carnation Spotlight: Felicity Jones (Amy Balcourt)

In celebration of the newest upcoming book by Lauren Willig I thought I'd share with you what goes on in my head. I know, I know, a terrifying thought at any time, but at least this might amuse. I admit, whenever I read books I kind of dream cast them in my head if it were to become a movie or a miniseries... so obviously I've cast all Lauren Willig's books. Therefore combining my new little known BBC actor spotlight series with the Pink Carnation books seemed the next logical step. Plus if I see them in something Regency... Jane Austen, Elizabeth Gaskell... it's very easy to picture them in the books, and no fair saying I'm typecasting! Cause, so what? It's my imagination. I plan on unveiling my star couples every weekend leading up to the release of The Betrayal of the Blood Lily (which incidentally you could win on my blog right now!) Therefore, without further ado... I bring to you the heroine of The Secret History of the Pink Carnation...

Name: Felicity Jones

Dream Character Casting for the Lauren Willig Miniseries: Amy Balcourt

First Impression:As Catherine Morland in Andrew Davies' Northanger Abbey

Why they'd be the perfect actor for the Lauren Willig Miniseries: Her portral made me instantly think she would be perfect for Amy, with that little winsome smile, but don't forget her overactive imagination would be perfect for a girl capable of creating a famous spy moniker.

Lasting Impression: Doctor Who... not so much for the role she played (though being a jewel thief is awesome), but just the fact she was on Doctor Who, how cool is that really!?!

What else you've seen them in: Besides being the best Catherine Morland ever, as well as being in the Agatha Christie episode of Doctor Who, "The Unicorn and the Wasp", she was the unicorn, she's also making a foray away from the small screen to the big one at a theater near you. She portrayed the youngest Flyte in the newest Brideshead, starred alongside Michelle Pfeiffer in Chéri and will soon be in the highly anticipated first movie of the genius team behind The Office and Extras, Ricky Gervais' and Stephen Merchant's Cemetery Junction.

Can't believe it's them: The Worst Witch, the tv series. Which I have to admit, I haven't watched much of, due to the fact I worship the original movie and don't really want to taint my feelings for it. But I'm sure Felicity does a great job as Ethel Hallow.

Wish they hadn't: We'll have to see about this one, but Julie Taymor is doing The Tempset... I still can't quite look at Laura Fraser without seeing her sans hands and tongue... who knows what she'll do to Felicity. Shudder to think.

Bio: Has rapidly gone from relatively unknown theater and miniseries actress to being hotly in demand. I'd put money on her making it bigtime.

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